If You Go to a Drake Concert, He Will Personally Protect You From Gropers
Canadian angel and Birkin hoarder Drake was performing at the Marquee Sydney in Australia on Wednesday when he noticed a fan behaving out of line with some of the women in the crowd. In a fan video shared on Instagram, Drake can be seen calling out and pointing at the fan in question. “Stop that shit,” he says. “If you don’t stop touching girls, I’m gonna come out there and fuck you up. You need to stop putting your hands on girls, I’m gonna come out there and fuck your ass up.”
The episode happened near the tail end of “Know Yourself,” just as Drake was singing about “running through the six with my woes.” He eventually returned to the singing, rapping, and delightful bopping, though it’s unclear if the fan got the boot for behaving inappropriately. Either way, it’s nice to know that if Drake ever decides to quit music one day, he can find work in being someone’s (or 35 female fans’) personal bodyguard who doesn’t mind holding a Birkin bag in public.