{"id":30796,"date":"2017-05-29T05:58:09","date_gmt":"2017-05-29T05:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/?p=30796"},"modified":"2017-05-29T06:01:57","modified_gmt":"2017-05-29T06:01:57","slug":"hell-yes-mangled-donald-trumps-hand-purpose-macron-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/news\/hell-yes-mangled-donald-trumps-hand-purpose-macron-says.html","title":{"rendered":"Hell Yes I Mangled Donald Trump&#8217;s Hand On Purpose, Macron Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-size:22px;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Hell Yes I Mangled Donald Trump&#39;s Hand On Purpose, Macron Says<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">By this point, every world leader has heard tell of Donald Trump and his infamous yanking handshake. It&rsquo;s billed as a power move, though my personal theory is that his hands are just too small for individual finger control, and therefore simply clamp onto their victims like a ribbon snake&rsquo;s little jaws clamp onto a guppy.<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">Newly-elected French President Emmanuel Macron was made aware of Trump&rsquo;s salutatory death roll ahead of their meeting in Brussels on Thursday, and probably studied hours of previous Trump handshake footage like a quarterback watches old game tape. What resulted was this weird, prolonged tussle, mano-a-mano peque&ntilde;o:<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Trump and Macron share long handshake\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cWISsAanWWw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">God, that was like watching two squids mate. The best part comes at the end, after Macron has finished pulverizing each of Trump&rsquo;s phalanges, when the American Meatloaf tries to pull his decimated paw out of Macron&rsquo;s iron grip. &ldquo;Not now, ma petite saucisse,&rdquo; Macron says with his eyes, holding on tight. Eventually, after something like 20 hours of struggle, the hands are released. The conclusion of the sit-down probably saw them both retreat back to their corners for medical aid and an ice bath, prizefighter-style.<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">Macron has confirmed to French media that the marathon hand mambo was not an accident. You don&rsquo;t say! From The Guardian:<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">True, true. It&rsquo;s hard to imagine that Trump&rsquo;s hands are that strong anyway, since it&rsquo;s not like he exercises them or fills his body with anything other than meat and heavy creams.<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">So what&rsquo;s next for the handshake chronicles? No one knows for sure, but I&rsquo;d like to see Angela Merkel bite one of them off.<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t<span style=\"font-size:8px;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Source:-&nbsp;http:\/\/theslot.jezebel.com\/hell-yes-i-mangled-donald-trumps-hand-on-purpose-macro-1795621700<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-background-color\">\n\t\t\t  <div \n\t\t\t  \tclass = \"fb-comments\" \n\t\t\t  \tdata-href = \"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/news\/hell-yes-mangled-donald-trumps-hand-purpose-macron-says.html\"\n\t\t\t  \tdata-numposts = \"10\"\n\t\t\t  \tdata-lazy = \"true\"\n\t\t\t\tdata-colorscheme = \"light\"\n\t\t\t\tdata-order-by = \"social\"\n\t\t\t\tdata-mobile=true>\n\t\t\t  <\/div><\/div>\n\t\t  <style>\n\t\t    .fb-background-color {\n\t\t\t\tbackground: #ffffff !important;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t.fb_iframe_widget_fluid_desktop iframe {\n\t\t\t    width: 630px !important;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t  <\/style>\n\t\t  ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hell Yes I Mangled Donald Trump&#39;s Hand On Purpose, Macron Says By this point, every world leader has heard tell of Donald Trump and his infamous yanking handshake. It&rsquo;s billed as a power move, though my personal theory is that his hands are just too small for individual finger control, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":30799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[837,13307,19096,19097],"class_list":["post-30796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-donald-trump","tag-emmanuel-macron","tag-handshakes","tag-the-slot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30796\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biphoo.com\/bipnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}